Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Ghosted
2023 · Salt-of-the-earth Cole falls head over heels for enigmatic Sadie—but then makes the...
Kinds of Kindness
2024 · A triptych fable following a man without choice who tries to take control of his own...
Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias: One...
2019 · Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias discusses his teenage son and encounters with Snoop Dogg, Chris...
The Murderer
2023 · After a series of deaths in a small provincial town, a determined detective attempts to...
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
2022 · Puss in Boots discovers that his passion for adventure has taken its toll: He has burned...
Re-Elected
2020 · Friends battle former U.S. presidents when they come back from the dead as zombies on the...
The World Is Yours
2018 · To escape his life of crime, a Paris drug dealer takes on one last job involving Spain,...
Colours of Time
2025 · Brought together by the unexpected inheritance of an abandoned house in rural Normandy,...
South Park (Not Suitable for...
2023 · After it's discovered that a teacher at South Park Elementary has an OnlyFans page, Randy...
Biosphere
2023 · In the not-too-distant future, the last two men on earth must adapt and evolve to save...