The Onion presents: news so ridiculous, you'll question reality and laugh hysterically.
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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The Union
2024 · A New Jersey construction worker goes from regular guy to aspiring spy when his long-lost...
Palm Swings
2017 · After moving to Palm Springs, a young married couple puts their love to the test when...
Hustlers
2019 · A crew of savvy former strip club employees band together to turn the tables on their...
Send Help
2026 · Meet Linda Liddle... She's from strategy and planning. She's the boss now.
Can You Keep a Secret?
2019 · Emma Corrigan, a girl with a few secrets, thinks she’s about to die on a turbulent plane...
Jumanji: The Next Level
2019 · As the gang return to Jumanji to rescue one of their own, they discover that nothing is...
Candy Cane Lane
2023 · A man, determined to win the neighborhood's annual Christmas decorating contest, makes a...
The Kissing Booth 3
2021 · It’s the summer before Elle heads to college, and she has a secret decision to make. Elle...
Just Short of Perfect
2021 · A divorced lawyer falls for a charismatic cardiologist. But when their difference in size...